1.What is most important to you?
Life
Death
Fear
Vith! (and lots of it!)
Power
Peace
Trees (lots of them)
Don't care! Let's kill!
2. If you captured an enemy, what would you say to him/her?
DIE!
You are going to be amusing...
You will be useful as a slave.
Sacrifice potential!
Do you want to join my band of rebels?
What are you doing out there all alone?
I'm going to use you as a tree
Are you hurt? Allow me to heal you
3. What do you like to wear?
Something big and lose.
Slinky and kinky... something that screams out
'VITH!'
Armor! Lots of it! I need protection!
Whatever is comfortable...
Leather!
I don't need any clothes!
Something soft and innocent
Tunic and tight pants
4. What is your definition of love?
A word that is used woo others to bed.
It causes PAIN!
An useless emotion....
Feh!
Makes your head spin.
It is an emotion that is reserved only for our SPIDER GODDESS!
What's love? Let me look it up in the dictionary....
I hate love...it's stupid
5 . What would you like to have as a pet?
Cat
Dog
Snake
Spider
Slave
Whatever, as long it's something to keep me company
A pet? Whatever for?
Is it something to eat?
6. Favorite Color?
Passion Red
Black
Yellow
Color of Blood
White
Blue
Just Red! I don't care what shade it is!
What? Color? in the Underdark? are you kidding?
7. What would you do in the heat of the battle?
Run away....FAR AWAY
Kill!! Take no prisoners!
Hurt them.... make them suffer....
Kill the others and take the rest as slaves
Stand by and wait. I'll let the others do the dirty work for me.
Fight and cast spells!
Hide behind the nearest rock and get ready to pounce on the nearest opponent!
I'll just watch the blood pour onto the ground. Only kill if someone's coming at you
8. You spot someone across the room, you walk over to him/her, and whispers...
"Wanna have a little
fun?"
"Come with me if you wish to live"
"My matron demands your presence"
"Where's the bathroom?"
"Tell me that you want to be my slave"
"You read any good books lately?"
"Forget it I'm too old for this"
"Can we go watch the fire dance and play some games?"
9. In the modern world, I'll be...
Dictator
C.E.O.
Physician
Electronics engineer
Photographer of the 'Hustler' magazine
Model for Victoria's Secret clothing
Vice President
A cousin that would not leave your house.
10. What is your favorite ?
books
vith
gold
power
love
revenge
kill
food
11. People usually see you as:
A bumbling nerd that make too many mistakes
Elg'caress
Annoying Sidekick
MAJOR Elg'caress!
Mysterious Figure
Bouncy quirky teenager who has a major crush on an older man
Aloof person who has other things in mind.
Man with a mission
12. What would you have for dinner?
Meat and Potatoes
Mushrooms and vegetables
Anything exotic!
Anything that moves!
As long it's cheap
woman-eater
seafood
I rather have candy
13. What is your weapon of choice?
Mace
Snake Whip
Dagger
Swords
My hands
Spell books
Claw
None of the above
14. What position in the House you rather be?
Priestess
High priestess
Matron
Wizard
Weapon Master
Thief
Spy...
and while we're on the subject, I did have a step-by-step instruction book titled Kama Sutra...
Cleric